Little Known Fact #84

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/04/2013 at 19:55 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Contrary to its name, the Scion xD has never put a smile on anybody's face.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 20:15

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Until now...

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 20:26

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Except for this one

The Transporter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 20:39

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Not true. I laugh at everyone who drives a Scion xD.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2013 at 20:48

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Ok, how much of that is a stock xD?

Brian, The Life of > The Transporter 11/04/2013 at 21:02

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Yes, this. Exactly this.

/leaves satisfied

wkiernan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 21:27

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However, the Scion xB does commonly cause drivers to put on a bucktooth SpongeBob face.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wkiernan 11/04/2013 at 21:28

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Kinja'd

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 21:51

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More than you might think. Stock body shell, stock engine block (with a big turbo stuck on it) and some of the engine components, stock doors...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2013 at 22:14

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But does it have the stock duchieness?

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 22:16

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Depends if the driver's in it

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2013 at 22:30

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Shots fired!

Biostar01 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/10/2013 at 22:10

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A horrible b*tch*ss of a teacher I had last year drives a Scion xD. Or at least, did.

The engine basically imploded into shrapnel, kinda like Jeremy's Maserati in this video:

I told her it would cost more to get a new engine than to buy a new car, and she told me that that was what the mechanic said.

I think she drives the same xD now, but I'm not sure. Frankly, I dont give a damn about her. She is possibly the worst Geometry teacher on the planet.